Friday, July 13, 2007

Defeating An Ankle Bracelet

WELCOME TO WORK WORLD

Are you unemployed?

Are you also sit to millions of people every day at home and nothing to do with themselves know?

Feel yourself be marginalized and relegated to the fringes of society? be

It does not have!

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We have work for anyone, in any area, even unskilled workers.

No middlemen, no temporary employment agencies. Just good honest work!

With the help of the federal government ltd Jobs Instant developed the concept with which is the global problem of unemployment within a few years to solve completely.

Initial success can already be seen in the statistics:

WORK WORLD is the magic word, the magical place where all this is possible where the exception, each of the Job , he can get will!

Whether trade, profession or academic art, everything is possible.

you are of their own fate!

your dry spell is over!

Also you must not longer be part of a sad statistic!

for only 17,00 € you get a day pass for the Work World Park and have it work on our property, the choice is between four dozen professions!

for only 8,00 € and you can also acquire a diploma or degree Work World. Workwold doctorates and professorships complete the qualification range.

And the kicker: For each purchased or acquired degrees, a certificate bearing his name, which may even be taken home with you!


Bring your friends and you get a group discount!

Solve weekly or monthly pass, or even an annual subscription and you will find einer geregelten Arbeitszeit (Acht Uhr morgens bis Fünf Uhr abends) Vergünstigungen in allen parkeigenen Hotelanlagen!

Im Preis inbegriffen ein Menü pro Tag in der Kantine ihres temporären Arbeitsgebers!

Genießen Sie für die Dauer Ihres Aufenthaltes kompletten Kündigungsschutz , außerordentliche Aufstiegschancen und funktionierende Gewerkschaften!

Gegen eine kleine Gebühr erhalten Sie sogar die Möglichkeit, an Sonderveranstaltungen teilzunehmen:

- Dienstag ist Tarifverhandungstag,

- Donnerstag Streiken für Fortgeschrittene (für den Anfängerkurs bitte anmelden).

- Jeden Freitag: gesellige Betriebsratswahl.

- Und darüber hinaus: Mobbing auf Wunsch.

Ihr Gehalt wird Ihnen in Workworlddollar ausgezahlt, die Sie am Ausgang gegen interessante Prämien tauschen können.

Hier einige begeisterte Stimmen von Besuchern:

Klaus Menzel (42), Schlosser aus Bottrop:

„Ich war 14 Jahre ohne Arbeit. Drei Tage in Workworld haben das geändert. Für nur 51,00 Euro durfte ich wieder an meinen alten Maschinen stehen. Ich habe in der Zeit 95 Workworlddollar verdient, die ich am Ausgang gegen eine Taschenlampe und einen Flaschenöffner tauschen durfte. Ich fühle mich gut, und werde sicher wiederkommen. Toll, dass so etwas überhaupt möglich ist!“

Rainer Werner Ratdke (29) aus Berlin

„Ich hatte noch nie Arbeit. Nachdem ich damals die Hauptschule abgebrochen hatte, hat sich das einfach nicht ergeben. Aber letztes Jahr haben meine Eltern mir zum Geburtstag eine Woche in Workworld geschenkt! Das war aufregend, zwei Tage lang habe ich jeden Tag etwas anderes probiert und den Rest der Woche krankgefeiert. Mit dem Krankengeld kam ich am Ende auf 230 Workworlddollar. Dafür hab’ ich eine Schirmmütze, ein Schüsselbändchen and get a laser pointer. Thank Work World! "

Boost your self confidence, they will also again be a useful member of society.

WORK WORLD awaits you.

Questions? Our staff will advise you in detail.

WORK WORLD. The place, where even YOU can get a job!

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© 2007 by christian aster www.myspace.com / vonaster

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Little Bump Above Belly Button In Babies

OPERATION PRICE

or

the Arcor comedy barn to guest in Berlin

ago now, almost half a year I decided to change my pitiful analog online existence. Clueless as I was, I settled for this project inspired by television.

But neither chicken nor Freenet Lycos Dalmatians were able to convince me. Finally, I wanted a DSL flat rate and not in the zoo. And so it was the company Arcor, which was awarded the contract. Their campaign with the catchy name SURGERY PRICE and their central aspect is a trusted surgeon who intervene on billboards and in TV ads, the price gap to guide the viewer the radical customer-friendly pricing policy in mind, which the company allegedly practiced. But dandelions. But more on that later. The role of this chrirurgischen impostor is no coincidence. The consumer is confronted with a seemingly studied medicine, which can make his life better by a long-practiced cut. Treacherous. And I was willing to give me my tonsils, my appendix and whatever was necessary to have it removed from him ...

guided me so directly to a Wegelagererstation Arcor, which had turned a busy nurse's aide in a Saturn Hansa branch. I would be critical and not from Dr. Brinkmann was dazzled, I would be all too clear parallel to the medieval charlatans noticed that, for fear they could repay them, including their alleged Wundertonikum bottle rectally, no place to travel twice. But I floated on a cloud generated multimedia confidence to the desk of the blue-red nurse's aide, to my cross at Arcor vielgepriesenem "carefree package" to make. seems completely carefree but where I come from something other than mean Arcor.

But when I left the digital Wundertinkturstand, I was still convinced that the right to have done. And when I went home, I said my part of the work done. The four to six weeks waiting time, which allowed the company to hatte, schienen mir ein kaum ernstzunehmendes Ärgernis. Aber auch unter vier bis sechs Wochen versteht man bei Arcor etwas anderes als im Rest der Welt.

Ich gehe inzwischen davon aus, dass man sich einfach verschrieben hat. Inzwischen ist nämlich ein halbes Jahr vergangen. ‚Vier mal sechs Wochen’ statt ‚vier bis sechs Wochen’. Diese Zeit aber verging nicht, ohne dass die Firma Arcor mich regelmäßig ihrer aufrichtigen Freundschaft versichert hätte. Jeden Monat bekomme ich einen kumpeligen Brief, dessen Text sich auf zweierlei reduzieren lässt:

1.) Ach Du, wir haben technische Probleme. Das tut uns furchtbar leid, aber wir melden uns, wenn is what changes. And

2) Hey, of course we are willing to compensate you for your additional costs. But only as long as it cost us nothing.

is because it is quite evident at this

- - These delicious jokers seriously offering me to take my first thirty euros Arcor account. In any event, more. A generosity me almost ashamed, especially since I could get inside safely through clever investment of € 30 within a few years back a few hundred euros, which the delay of the contemplated tariff has taken me until now.

One should incidentally not think that the company JURISDICTION Inkompetenzerklärungen a contact number. At most, a paid hotline. Yes, "Service" and "service" will be capitalized with Arcor and then crossed decided.

But if you otherwise has no friends, then one looks forward, at least on the regular mail. And I can not think seriously that every month Arcor Vertröstungsdepesche comfort a lonely individual hochsuizidales over three years and may be held by the last step. But even if I certainly appreciate these socio-psychological component, I must exclude me from it. I am that is just one of the Variety, will have what he ordered - what may come from where I am the way, is perfectly normal .

case did not appear to Arcor.

can evidently be a DSL flat rate rather win the shell games to give as with Arcor in order.

But if someone buys something, he does not have, which is nothing more than fraud. But perhaps Arcor says not all bad.

Perhaps the company is only for some backward hinterland state, where one is for the fulfillment of contracts and may be four years instead of paying with money and with potatoes.

My personal dilemma is detrimental to the, however.

lie And if I give the picture with the surgeon be faithful, I now in a figurative sense, for four months with a ruptured appendix on the Arcor operating table and wait, thereby OPERATION PRICE gets a facelift, surgery is worth it in usually only as long as the patient is still alive.

But that's where these people come here might be different ...

I will, however, deride no more foreign practices but would like to highlight for the inexperienced German-born consumers a few little guidance in dealing with the company Arcor:

- "Comprehensive Carefree means of Arcor "half a year trouble"

- "four to six weeks," said there "four times six weeks"

- if they want, they can pay for Arcor also potato

- if they really want to have no DSL Flatrate, it's best to go to Arcor. The

can be and are the best. These few points

should help avoid some misunderstandings.

Amazingly, the potato company has managed to act as a jersey sponsor of Hertha BSC Berlin. I know what it is in any case, if the association is a six months ... shoots a goal

Finally, I ask the gentle reader, leading to remember how many thousand people ripped the blue and red club in this way for how many months now. Hardly fact that this is done, then one is inclined to agree with the incisive finale of Arcorwerbespots:

head, so light makes your not to ...